Men Are Like ...

Men are like.....Placemats.They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Parking spots.The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels.They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Laxatives.They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like......Bananas.The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations.They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather.Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Men are like.....Blenders.You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....CoffeeThe best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.